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Walked right by an ex-girlfriend today. Not on purpose, I just didn’t recognize her with her mouth closed.

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A guy once told me life’s too short to stress, but it turned out that life’s much shorter for people who give advice to stressed out people.

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Watching Mickey’s Clubhouse with my 4yo and even he’s asking why the hell would a duck like Donald need a life jacket.