My stomach just made a really weird noise. I’m sending a pizza down to check it out.
STOP HITTING ON MY TWITTER CRUSH YOU… YOU… EQUALLY UNKNOWN INTERNET DUDE!
1 year ago today, the world ended. RIP everyone.
Cell division, explained:
My doctor told me to start killing people.
Well not in those exact words. He said I need to reduce the stress in my life.
Tell someone you love them today, because life is short.
But shout it at them in German, because life is also terrifying and confusing.