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@Arroia : I have failed math eleventeen times or so.

@Arroia: Body language tells us a lot about people. For example, my neighbor really doesn't like to be held underwater for more than 2 minutes.

@Arroia: Your baby might be adorable, but so is my cat and she cleans her own butt.