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@AsYouNotWish : Proud to announce that I’m still the undefeated champion at racing with drivers who don’t know we’re racing.
@AsYouNotWish: Wife: How many women have u slept with?
Husband: Only you, Honey. With everyone else, I was awake.
@AsYouNotWish: The main reason Santa is so jovial is cuz he knows where all the bad girls live.
@AsYouNotWish: I want 2 kids just in case the first one doesn't get enough likes on Instagram.
@AsYouNotWish: I hate it when celebrities ask me to donate to some fund, you make 30 millions a movie & I make $30 a day. You send money.