I’m not apathetic, I prefer emotionally constipated.
*Sneaks into men’s toilets*
I HEAR THERE’S CAKE IN HERE
“YOLO” giggled the 53rd incarnation of Buddha
Spelling is very important in cosmetic surgery no one wants buttocks injected into their face
When asked which is more important looks or brains? 9 out of 10 zombies said “braaaaiiiiinnnnssss” number 10 ate the researcher.
Unicorns have one horn and everyone says “ooh they’re so magical” Cow’s have 2 horns & no one cares even though they taste so much better
It is better to have loved and lost than have your face ripped off by a chimpanzee