@Asbo_Unicorn

Spelling is very important in cosmetic surgery no one wants buttocks injected into their face

@Asbo_Unicorn

When asked which is more important looks or brains? 9 out of 10 zombies said “braaaaiiiiinnnnssss” number 10 ate the researcher.

@Asbo_Unicorn

Unicorns have one horn and everyone says “ooh they’re so magical” Cow’s have 2 horns & no one cares even though they taste so much better

@Asbo_Unicorn

It is better to have loved and lost than have your face ripped off by a chimpanzee