I’m not sure if this woman in the Starbucks line ahead of me is ordering a drink or casting a spell
Cutest thing I saw was the dad angrily slamming the sliding door of his minivan but it slowed down by itself and latched silently and then it was just kind of sad.
a human soul weights about 1.5 lbs. I know this because I weighed myself before and after I got to work today
My office has started random urine testing of employees to detect traces of hope or optimism.