@Aspersioncast: In Australia what doesn't kill you is probably just saving you for the sharks.
@Aspersioncast: Nothing can destroy your good opinion of a company quicker than working for them.
@Aspersioncast: My "Savings Account" is just several pairs of unwashed jeans on the floor that may or may not still have change in the pockets.
@Aspersioncast: My doctor said I shouldn't hug people, admittedly it was 10 years ago when I had the flu but I still use that one.
@Aspersioncast: If I've learnt anything from Zombie movies it's that people meat is pretty damn stringy.
@Aspersioncast: What sort of tape measure does the guy from The Guinness Book of Records use to measure the worlds longest tape measure?
@Aspersioncast: I bet short people get really excited when they accidentally hit their head on things.