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Page of AssOnHat's best tweets

@AssOnHat : lab assistant: i have good news and some bad news

me: ok what’s the good news

lab assistant: you got an a on your test

me: ok...and?

lab assistant: it’s hepatitis

@AssOnHat: interviewer: so mr long legs what are your qualifications for the position of web designer

spider: haha, mr long legs was my father, you can call me daddy