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Having a tattoo in a hidden place is really just entertainment for the coroner.

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Anyone else’s car getting 3 weeks to the gallon right now?

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At my age when I’m asked if I’m seeing someone I assume they mean a therapist

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Not to brag but I can forget what I’m doing as I’m doing it

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Kittens in my mind: *sweet, adorable, soft, snuggly kitty-witties*

Kittens in rl: I WILL MURDER YOU SLOWLY WITH MY TINY RAZOR NEEDLE CLAWS, STARTING WITH YOUR LEGS