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@Babasnookie : Not to brag but I can forget what I'm doing as I'm doing it
@Babasnookie: Him: Describe our relationship in two words
Me: Our what?
@Babasnookie: Kittens in my mind: *sweet, adorable, soft, snuggly kitty-witties*
Kittens in rl: I WILL MURDER YOU SLOWLY WITH MY TINY RAZOR NEEDLE CLAWS, STARTING WITH YOUR LEGS