@BadMikeyBad

I’m not saying that I’d summon Cthulhu to avoid work this morning, but I’m not ready to say that I wouldn’t either

@BadMikeyBad

Having grown up Catholic, anytime someone says “May The Force be with you” I always want to respond “And also with you”

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Wanted: 6 people to dress up as Zombie Teletubbies and join me in a circle howling at the moon in my neighbor’s arbory

No weirdos

@BadMikeyBad

OJ Simpson now has a Twitter Account. I’m sure he’ll kill it here

@BadMikeyBad

Some of y’all tweet about Mondays like it caught you by surprise

@BadMikeyBad

If you ask me to give you a ride anywhere on less than 2 hours notice, you’re gonna be sitting in a pile of empty soda bottles and chip bags.

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I practice safe drinking by uninstalling the Amazon App from my phone before I start

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High School Reunions are bullshit. Why would I pay money to see people I’ve been deliberately avoiding for the past 20 years