@BadaBinge

How long does it take for an avocado to brown after you cut it nevermind.

@BadaBinge

Thanks for nothing autocorrect, I’m never gonna get chicks being a “homeless romantic”.

@BadaBinge

Cake is better than sex because cavities are better than babies

@BadaBinge

My ex gf came from the land down under, no not Australia, Hell.

@BadaBinge

There are 7 trillion nerves in the human body and some people manage to get on every one.