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Page of BadaBinge's best tweets

@BadaBinge : How long does it take for an avocado to brown after you cut it nevermind.

@BadaBinge: Thanks for nothing autocorrect, I'm never gonna get chicks being a "homeless romantic".

@BadaBinge: Cake is better than sex because cavities are better than babies

@BadaBinge: My ex gf came from the land down under, no not Australia, Hell.

@BadaBinge: There are 7 trillion nerves in the human body and some people manage to get on every one.