*spits out animal cracker*
This doesn’t even taste like hippo.
How to walk up the down escalator:
-This is my son Michelangelo.
-Oh, like the artist.
-Um no like the Ninja Turtle.
-You talkin to my girl?
-What if I am?
[Judas standing alone waiting to be picked for dodgeball]
-Come on it was one time guys
*Jesus drags the CPR dummy to his side of the gym*
*girl rests her head on my shoulder*
-Are you flexing?
*tosses banana peel out the window during a police chase*
Girls are just like pasta. Throw her against the wall, if she sticks, she’s ready.
HOT SHINGLES IN YOUR AREA
GET YOUR VACCINE AT WALGREENS TODAY
*okay, he can’t find out I’m a wolf*
IS THAT A PICTURE OF YOUR BABY SHE LOOKS DELICIOUS