@BassoonJokes

u?op ?p?sdn p?u?n?-p?dd??? ?ob ???? ??
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@BassoonJokes

RIP that guy in the audience of the eric clapton unplugged session whose head literally exploded when he realized the song was “layla”

@BassoonJokes

all my dance moves look like i’m trying to tell the guy on first base to steal second

@BassoonJokes

The holidays are coming. If you do NOT want snakes please send me a notarized letter asking for NO SNAKES. Otherwise you are getting snakes.