A fax machine is just a surprise printer.
Oh hey, I see you touched your computer again.
*buying a dog*
Is this a good dog?
“Oh yeah, very good dog.”
Do any tricks?
“No, I’m clean, selling dogs now.”
*Indian sending smoke signals* Buffalo… Coming… *other Indian replies* New… Fire… Who… Dis?
One day I bet bullets will be replaced by flowers, and guns will probably be replaced by something that fires flowers with deadly force.