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*buying a dog*

Is this a good dog?

“Oh yeah, very good dog.”

Do any tricks?

“No, I’m clean, selling dogs now.”

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*Indian sending smoke signals* Buffalo… Coming… *other Indian replies* New… Fire… Who… Dis?

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One day I bet bullets will be replaced by flowers, and guns will probably be replaced by something that fires flowers with deadly force.