What if Bugs Bunny unzipped his face and underneath there was just a stack of cockroaches in a bunny suit?
You’d be all like “We shoulda known! It was right there in the name!”
Me (screaming in baby’s face): EITHER KILL ME OR MAKE ME STRONGER!!!!
I’m completely naked under all this pizza.
Reverse cowboy is when you scatter the herd and actively promote bandits and wolves to take what they will.
Judge: I need you to digitize all of my case resolutions and then make backups, on a remote server.
Law clerk: You want me to cloud your judgements?
J: You’re in contempt.
I washed a man in Reno just to watch him dry.
Motel 6: We’ll leave a light on.
Motel 6’s Dad: You will not.
At what age do you have THE talk with your daughter about how she is not the princess of anything and she’ll need to get a job.
Is it 6?