I’m 41 years old, don’t ask me if I want to go see a band at 9:00 at night.
{bedazzling my new tee shirt}
DO NOT RESUSCITATE
Just shoveled for 30 minutes so the pizza guy could deliver my food
Priorities
Top 5 things to ditch in 2017
5. Debt
4. People you don’t like
3. Facebook
2. Drama
1. The bodies
I’m “I lost my car in a parking lot” years old
*clicks alarm, clicks alarm*
*silence*
Am I even in the right parking lot?