Funny Tweeter

Your daily dose of unadulterated funny tweets

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Page of Beardson's best tweets

@Beardson : I'm simultaneously drinking Starbucks and a Monster, in case I need to do something extreme and be a snob about it, within the next 30 min.

@Beardson: Cat: Meow

Me: Hi

Cat: Meoww

*picks up cat*

Cat: Meowww

*puts cat down*

Cat: Meowwww

*feeds cat*

Cat: Meowwwww

Me: WHAT DO YOU WANT?

@Beardson: These people are putting up 'Lost Parrot' signs for the sake of their kids, but you'd think they'd place them higher for other birds to see.

@Beardson: There is a small dent on the side of this plane. It must have a...

*Puts on sunglasses*

"Airline fracture"