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@Beardson : I'm simultaneously drinking Starbucks and a Monster, in case I need to do something extreme and be a snob about it, within the next 30 min.
@Beardson: Cat: Meow
*picks up cat*
*puts cat down*
Me: WHAT DO YOU WANT?
@Beardson: These people are putting up 'Lost Parrot' signs for the sake of their kids, but you'd think they'd place them higher for other birds to see.
@Beardson: There is a small dent on the side of this plane. It must have a...
*Puts on sunglasses*