Soon as I finish untangling these earphones I’m goin to google who made them & I’m going to ask them to invent shoelaces that tie themselves
Watching the end credits of a movie so you can take note of the producer & director and never ever watch anything else that they make
I don’t trust autocorrect to pick the correct word let alone let a car just drive me …. by itself
Next time someone asks you how you slept,
close your eyes & say “like this” & just stay that way for like 8 hours!!!
what sorcery is this, the iron wasnt workin, so I took it apart put it together again got left with extra parts and screws but its working??
someone explain to me 72 hour protection deodorants and antiperspirants.
If you bathe everyday, that like defeats the whole purpose right??
skippin the intro of a game and then realizin you have no idea what the objectives are just walking round aimlessly hoping something pops up
So when you say R.I.P. To a dearly departed you are basically saying hey no zombie or walking dead stuff ??
what sorcery is this? How does my VLC player know its christmas ????
perfume should come with instructions
like on medicine: Dab LIGHTLY on pulse
points Do NOT marinade in event of
overdose take shower