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Tell the people what she wore…
If a satellite dish zaps your friend and turns them into chips and 2 sliders….
Would you eat them?🤣🤣🤣
Not my job 😂
A lizard fell on my hand as I opening the window… now I have to explain why there was a young lady screaming in my room 👀
The first person to figure out babies instinctively hold their breath under water probably has a lot of explaining to do……
“a perfectly placed emoji is better than good punctuation.. ”
said No Teacher ever
Years after finishing high school I now know the true importance of punctuation signs
They are for making cute smiley faces
(^_^)/
Do emojis hide????
I can’t find an emoji I know is suppose to be there on the keyboard… Where is it?
(meanwhile someone thinks am typing paragraphs yet just looking for the one emoji 🙈)
Messaging my hair person to make an appointment for sometime in the week and finding out they are now based in the UK….
So my 6 year old neighbour is like Uncle B do you like fruits
I say yeah I do…
And kid’s like I brought you fruit 💀
Anyway what does one do with an unripe paw paw
Seas the day!!!!
Not an. Officer sitting next to me …. Now I can’t drink my… er.. water
Instead of using the same password everywhere, I use multiple variations of the same password where I replace one letter with a special character or number, add extra letters and so on
This is super secure and protects all my accounts from ever being logged into by ME……😂😂
then my mum calls to ask why I’m not attending a family dinner; she says where is the glue
me: glue?
her: the glue you have been sniffing
This “band-aid” is bugging me 🤣
