I hate celery. 🤮🥴
What do you do for a living?
I’m a spy !
Why are you dressed like a shepherd?
I’m a shepherds spy !
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I’ve just told my doctor I have all the Monkey Pox symptoms. He asked me to swing by tomorrow.
I called my wife to see if she wanted me to pick up Fish & Chips on my way home from work, and she hung up on me. I think she’s still mad that she let me name the twins.
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I found £20 laying on the ground and I asked myself, what would Jesus do? 🤔
So, I turned it into wine.
I’m best man at my buddy’s second wedding… Is it appropriate to open my dinner speech with
“Welcome back everyone”