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@BigFatNothing : *buys a whole mess of pies* "it's my sons birthday party he is popular and wanted pies" I say to the cashier, who knows I do this every day.

@BigFatNothing: Good cop: you two could go away for six years each for this
Add cop: for a total of twelve years between you

@BigFatNothing: A local business in my town has an open carry discount. As in, you show them a gun to save money. Doesn't that discount apply everywhere?

@BigFatNothing: (in a rowboat with 6 starving people)
"I think you mean "WHOM should we eat first"