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@BigRadMachine : Y'all are gonna lose your minds when Donald Trump eats a Snickers and turns into Bernie Sanders.
@BigRadMachine: I was once accused of stealing money from work. I didn't do it but it was nice to know management also thought I wasn't getting paid enough.
@BigRadMachine: Me: *disappears for a few weeks*
Friends: *No concern*
Me: *Posts inspirational quote on FB*
Friends: Dude, you okay? You need to talk?