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Page of BigRadMachine's best tweets

@BigRadMachine : Y'all are gonna lose your minds when Donald Trump eats a Snickers and turns into Bernie Sanders.

@BigRadMachine: I was once accused of stealing money from work. I didn't do it but it was nice to know management also thought I wasn't getting paid enough.

@BigRadMachine: Me: *disappears for a few weeks*

Friends: *No concern*

Me: *Posts inspirational quote on FB*

Friends: Dude, you okay? You need to talk?