@BillCorbett

[Breaking News approaches. I squirt it with a spray bottle.]

NO. BAD.

@BillCorbett

Deranged Extremist 1: We’ll drown 100 kittens.

Deranged Extremist 2: We won’t drown ANY kittens.

Cool Centist: We’ll drown 50 kittens.

@BillCorbett

To celebrate Independence Day I’m finding Englishmen and then walking angrily away from them!