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@Bill_Nye_Tho__ : s/o to parallel lines for keeping that shit platonic and never crossing. they keep a healthy professional work ethic
@Bill_Nye_Tho__: elephants sleep standing up you could be chillin with an elephant and at any moment they could just be like "lmao for sure, g'night"
@Bill_Nye_Tho__: there's literally no way to know for sure how many chameleons are chillin in your house right now