Warning: Too much sex leads to a house full of people who don’t like you.
My dad once mixed up the search box with the Facebook status box and everyone he knew learned a lot more about him than any of us would’ve liked.
Duolingo getting serious.
I think illegal drugs are just the government trying to teach the metric system on the sly.
This is the worst game of Jumanji ever.
Why is it always spiders? Why can’t I eat chicken wings in my sleep?