Bob: Women always call me ugly until they find out how much money I make.
Then they call me ugly and poor.
Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? His body decomposed.
I smiled and waved at my neighbour so I bet the first thing he’ll do today is buy bedroom curtains.
My neighbors loved the music so much when I turned it up, that they invited the police to listen. 🙂
‘If u insinuate that I’m fat again, I’m leaving you!’ ‘Don’t be selfish, think about the baby.’ ‘What baby?’ ‘Oh, so you’re not pregnant?’
Listened to some Beethoven last night. And some Lady Gaga today. Now I’m quite confused.
Who’s the deaf one again?