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Page of BitchyJasmine's best tweets

@BitchyJasmine : Bob: Women always call me ugly until they find out how much money I make.
Then they call me ugly and poor.

@BitchyJasmine: Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? His body decomposed.

@BitchyJasmine: I smiled and waved at my neighbour so I bet the first thing he'll do today is buy bedroom curtains.

@BitchyJasmine: My neighbors loved the music so much when I turned it up, that they invited the police to listen. :)

@BitchyJasmine: 'If u insinuate that I'm fat again, I'm leaving you!' 'Don't be selfish, think about the baby.' 'What baby?' 'Oh, so you're not pregnant?'

@BitchyJasmine: Listened to some Beethoven last night. And some Lady Gaga today. Now I'm quite confused.

Who's the deaf one again?