@BlackJerms: I'm an introvert but also a narcissist so if you could find a way to praise and compliment me without having to talk to me, that'd be great
@BlackJerms: Rappers reintroduce themselves on their songs but you expect me to remember who you are because we met a couple of days ago? LOL
@BlackJerms: So what do you think?
* 3 days later watching TV
OMG u rearranged the living room
@BlackJerms: At Twitter HQ
J: Users haven't complained in a while, what's going on?
Devs: Oh, we've got just the thing
@BlackJerms: Me: So tired
Brain: IKR!! But wait, who organised the alphabet...
M: Please don't
B: N how do we know it's not actually disorganized?
@BlackJerms: I'm pretty sure Morgan Freeman was narrating while the universe was being created
@BlackJerms: I haven't really been as disappointed as I was when I realised that the movie 'Breakfast Club', actually had nothing to do with food