@BlairLoudly: [end of interview]
Any questions for me?
Yes. Why didn't the glass slipper also disappear at midnight?
YOU ARE SO HIRED.
@BlairLoudly: One time I threw my cat at a spider so I could escape, but sure I'd love to hold your baby
@BlairLoudly: *dresses like a kitty*
*waits for new fireman husband to come rescue me*
@BlairLoudly: Me: SPIDER!
Brain: Nope, fluff.
Brain: That is a fly.
Brain: sigh. That's your hand idiot.
@BlairLoudly: A xenophobe eh? I'm scared of the warrior princess too but I wouldn't call it a phobia.
@BlairLoudly: Is it physically possible to be sad in rollerskates? Cause I think my cat's just being dramatic.
@BlairLoudly: I decided to watch The Conjuring alone in a dark apartment and now I'm not allowed to make my own decisions anymore.
@BlairLoudly: I've easily spent 12% of my life chuckling at my own jokes and being grossed out by my own body. Also, I like random percentages.