Your password must include 5 minutes of interpretive dance, 15 excerpts from contemporary fiction and 1 word made up by Shakespeare.
[end of interview]
Any questions for me?
Yes. Why didn’t the glass slipper also disappear at midnight?
YOU ARE SO HIRED.
One time I threw my cat at a spider so I could escape, but sure I’d love to hold your baby
*dresses like a kitty*
*waits for new fireman husband to come rescue me*
Brain: Nope, fluff.
Brain: That is a fly.
Brain: sigh. That’s your hand idiot.
A xenophobe eh? I’m scared of the warrior princess too but I wouldn’t call it a phobia.
Is it physically possible to be sad in rollerskates? Cause I think my cat’s just being dramatic.
I decided to watch The Conjuring alone in a dark apartment and now I’m not allowed to make my own decisions anymore.
Whatever Mom, IF THAT’S EVEN YOUR REAL NAME!!!
I’ve easily spent 12% of my life chuckling at my own jokes and being grossed out by my own body. Also, I like random percentages.