@Bluestmoon_: I love waking up next to you, I say as I roll over and gently kiss my bag of Doritos
@Bluestmoon_: There are pants in the bathroom trash can at work, so someone is having a worse day than you.
@Bluestmoon_: 78% of parenting is spent anxiously praying they don't notice the minuscule lego piece you just vacuumed up.
@Bluestmoon_: When someone shows you they don't want to be a part of your life, let them go.
I'm not saying you can't make a voodoo doll of them, though.
@Bluestmoon_: I don't mean to brag, but I'm in my 30's and my bank account makes me look 21.