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@Bluestmoon_ : *Deletes 34 unheard voicemail messages from phone.

*Adds "extremely organized" to resume.

@Bluestmoon_: My neighbors wifi isn't working. Do you think they are aware and are trying to fix it, or should I go let them know?

@Bluestmoon_: How to make microwave popcorn:
2 minutes 27 seconds-half bag popped.
2 minutes 29 seconds-MICROWAVE ON FIRE.

@Bluestmoon_: NEVER date someone that works for your cell phone provider.

You're welcome.