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@Bob_Heller : When I hear someone say, "chicken pot pie," I get excited three times.
@Bob_Heller: Sorry I borrowed your pen and performed that emergency tracheotomy that turned out not to be an emergency.
And sorry about your neck hole.
@Bob_Heller: I have a dream that my son will one day live in a nation where he will not be judged by the size of his boat but by the motion of his ocean.
@Bob_Heller: Don't call me a party animal then get upset that I pooped on your carpet.
@Bob_Heller: Is your girlfriend wife material? I'm building a giant wife.
@Bob_Heller: "May I have my surgery badge, Scout Master?"
"Um, there's no such thing."
"There was no such thing as a duck squirrel til now. Badge me!"
@Bob_Heller: Sorry I interrupted your wedding dance with a much much better dance
@Bob_Heller: Every single cat would kill you if it was big enough. Think about THAT when you are deciding between name brand cat food and the generic.
@Bob_Heller: I know it's fiction but the logic in The Walking Dead is so skewed it is impossible to suspend disbelief.
An Asian guy named Glenn?
@Bob_Heller: Party Tip:
At a 3-year-old's birthday party, you can piss all over the bathroom. ALL OVER!!!! Nobody will suspect you.