@Bob_Janke
Did we ever get rid of that ozone layer or are we still worried about that
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@Bob_Janke
Never once in my life have I ever met a dentist in a social situation randomly somewhere outside of a dentist’s office. Think about it.
@Bob_Janke
You’re more likely to die falling down a flight of stairs than from being attacked by a shark especially if I’m standing behind you.
@Bob_Janke
Helena Bonham Carter eats eight spiders a day. Not in her sleep, just whenever.
@Bob_Janke
Gwyneth Paltrow should invent a candle that smells like a brand new can of Play-Doh
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A mechanical frog is called a ribot.
Sorry I haven’t said anything in a while
@Bob_Janke
If I go to your funeral I’m going to stand there holding an opened umbrella during the service no matter what
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Failure isn’t an option? Just watch me.
@Bob_Janke
I’ve been avoiding the news like crazy. We could’ve landed on the Moon this morning for all I know.
@Bob_Janke
Too bad they cancelled the Chicago Marathon I was going to run it this year