If you’d just let me explain, you’d be even angrier.
Fine. I’ll rush you to the hospital, but then we’re doing what I want.
I hear the Pink Panther song when I sneak down the hall for a midnight snack..
All of my suspicions are sneaking around.
What is wrong with me?!? Asking for a friend..
Awww. It looks like the neighbors are having the police dept over for brunch..
When someone asks “You know what I think?”, I say “Yes I do”. End of discussion.
I slept like a rock last night meaning I woke up in the flower bed with the house key under my belly.
Turns out I can hold my breath with a pillow over my face way longer than an old person. Innocent mistake..
If your jokes are corny I’m all ears.