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@BoothysTweets : [goes to walmart]

[later]

Wife: Did you get all the groceries on the list?

Me: Even better than that...

[pulls out a four man tent, a DVD of Labyrinth and a bottle of squid ink]

@BoothysTweets: [in the park]

Me: Aww I see you have a puppy too...

Her: uh huh, I guess...

Me: [walks off dragging a beer can on a string]