@Brewsker

I pick up every feather that I see on the floor.

Interviewer: that’s a weird strength.

@Brewsker

You can literally say “the night is young” at any time of day or night. Nobody is policing this.

@Brewsker

PRO TIP: EAT AND GET FAT.
If anyone tries to lecture your weight eat them too.

@Brewsker

If everything happens for a reason, explain Windows update.

@Brewsker

RT if you are my car keys and I can’t find you