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Page of BriarSly's best tweets

@BriarSly : "Wish You Were Beer!"

Wait...no...that's right...send.

@BriarSly: Well, if anything, the Mayans DID teach us ONE valuable lesson.

If you don't finish something...it's really not the end of the world.

@BriarSly: Question: If a King runs a Kingdom...& an Emperor runs an Empire...

Who runs a country?

@BriarSly: He said: "Tell me Baby...am I your first?"

She said: "What? Like...today?"