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@BriarSlyMadness : Some people like to stir the pot...
...I prefer to smoke it.
@BriarSlyMadness: If you're ever attacked by a mob of angry Vegans...
...don't worry about it. They're too weak to hurt you.
@BriarSlyMadness: PLOT TWIST:
MARIJUANA is the drug against wars.
@BriarSlyMadness: Believing that you are popular or "famous" on twitter...
...is like believing you are rich because you won a game of Monopoly.
@BriarSlyMadness: *climbs Mt. Everest hoping to find clarity, PEACE & a deeper understanding of myself & the world*
"When did they put a Starbucks up here?"
@BriarSlyMadness: If you're ever attacked by a mob of angry clowns...
...go for the juggler.
@BriarSlyMadness: You can tell A LOT about a Woman's mood just by looking at her hands...
...for example...If she's holding a gun? She's probably pissed.
@BriarSlyMadness: I'm not feeling myself today...
...would YOU do it for me?
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