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@BriarSlyMadness : Some people like to stir the pot...

...I prefer to smoke it.

@BriarSlyMadness: If you're ever attacked by a mob of angry Vegans...

...don't worry about it. They're too weak to hurt you.

@BriarSlyMadness: Believing that you are popular or "famous" on twitter... like believing you are rich because you won a game of Monopoly.

@BriarSlyMadness: *climbs Mt. Everest hoping to find clarity, PEACE & a deeper understanding of myself & the world*

"When did they put a Starbucks up here?"

@BriarSlyMadness: If you're ever attacked by a mob of angry clowns...

...go for the juggler.

@BriarSlyMadness: You can tell A LOT about a Woman's mood just by looking at her hands...

...for example...If she's holding a gun? She's probably pissed.