NO…I don’t “make plans” because plans suggest INTENT…
…which is typically the distinction between second & first degree convictions.
Not now brain…
…this is a job for stupidity.
HIM: My new girlfriend’s name is “Bella”. That means “Beautiful” in Italian.
ME: It also means “War” in Latin…so good luck with that.
Sesame Street didn’t prepare me for any of this bullshit.
SHE has the mouth of a sailor…
…that recently retired & started a new career as a trucker.
I told my kids I’d rather they “pull the plug” than let me live in a vegetative state dependent on machines.
So they hid my phone charger.