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NO…I don’t “make plans” because plans suggest INTENT…

…which is typically the distinction between second & first degree convictions.

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HIM: My new girlfriend’s name is “Bella”. That means “Beautiful” in Italian.

ME: It also means “War” in Latin…so good luck with that.

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SHE has the mouth of a sailor…

…that recently retired & started a new career as a trucker.

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I told my kids I’d rather they “pull the plug” than let me live in a vegetative state dependent on machines.

So they hid my phone charger.