@BridgetPhetasy
I wish I knew how to fix America like everyone else on Twitter.
@BridgetPhetasy
@BridgetPhetasy
Just went to Cracker Barrel for the first time in my life and my biggest takeaway is that obesity is delicious.
@BridgetPhetasy
Please make sure my tombstone reads: wish you were here.
@BridgetPhetasy
In Hell, all of your Google searches post directly to your social media accounts.