@Brocklesnitch

I can’t believe women used to have to wear shoulderpads, i’m so grateful menstruation moved to the vagina in the 90s.

@Brocklesnitch

dating again after you break up with a long term partner is like dying in a video game and ending up back at the start to do it all again except with less health

@Brocklesnitch

there should be some kind of National Dog and before any politician gets sworn into office we have to see how the dog reacts to them