@BrokenDollMcGee

random kid: you are going to hell because Jesus doesn’t like tattoos

me: do you have any tattoos?

kid: nope

me: so you won’t be in hell?

kid: nope

me: *thinks for a moment* okay. I’m good then

@BrokenDollMcGee

my luck, when someone actually falls in love with me, they will only tell me so shouted in German

@BrokenDollMcGee

if I have learned anything from old movies,
you can’t shoot a tommy gun without laughing hysterically