@BrotiGupta

my mom asked me if I ever wanted to go to Machu Picchu and i was like “yeah i’d love to” and then she was like “then go! literally who’s stopping you” and then she left

@BrotiGupta

If I ever seem smug or like I have a huge ego, it is typically because I have been regular for like 3 days

@BrotiGupta

If I was Maria and I was hearing them sing “How Do You Solve A Problem Like Maria” at my wedding I would be like, why are you singing that mean song about me & why do all of you know it

@BrotiGupta

my dad called, sighed, and said: “the tension between your mother and the local deer is getting serious.”