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@BrucioMcCulloch : when i go to an improv show and they ask for a suggestion i always scream out "don't do any improv"

@BrucioMcCulloch: I DO love to rush breathlessly into Starbucks and scream "Is anyone in here writing a screen play? We need one! This is an emergency!"