@BunAndLeggings

My 4yo wants a younger sibling. I keep telling her no. 4 kids is enough. She keeps trying to convince me. Today she said, “you can make this one an outside baby.” Like, the baby only lives outside. She’s getting really good at this. I can maybe go for an outside baby, maybe.

@BunAndLeggings

My 4-year-old was FaceTiming my mom, and took off with my phone. Later I opened the pantry and saw my mom still on FaceTime waiting to be found. My 4-year-old left my mom in the pantry. Grandparents are golden.

@BunAndLeggings

As I told my 4 year old it was bed time she turned herself into a sloth and started walking really slow. So yes kids test your patience.

@BunAndLeggings

3yo: what are you eating?

Me, just ate chips: nothing

3yo: let me smell your breath

This is a prison

@BunAndLeggings

If I could give parents one advice it would be to never tell your kids about your good hiding spot. Take that to the grave.

@BunAndLeggings

I yelled, “what are you doing!?” and my 3yo threw her fruit snacks like she was running away from the cops.

@BunAndLeggings

My 3yo gave me a hug and said, “here is a flower just for you. I got it from the plastic tree you told me not to touch.”

@BunAndLeggings

My kids would not be sitting on this couch laughing if they knew what me and their dad did on it last night. They are gonna cry when they find out we ate all the ice cream.

@BunAndLeggings

3yo: I don’t wanna go to sleep

Me: your body needs sleep to grow

3yo: but I’m already growed

Me: how do you think I got so big

3yo: by eating

Me: