Every time you shake hands with a dog u r entering into a dog contract whos stipulations u could never understand
ppl always judge adam & eve for listening to the talking serpent but u never hear a single person say anything about dr doolittle
[as one million ants are carrying me out of my bed to toward their cavern to eat me alive] please let me feed my neopets first
Theres plenty of fish in the sea. Theres loads of trash at the dump. Theres tons of bones in a skeleton. Bugs are everywhere.
Gramps’ head was chopped off by a helicopter blade and same with his dad and his dad before him. So no Rod, you can’t go to helicopter camp.