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“But she’s hot and not really that crazy”

~men about to have their bunny boiled

@CArmanthegirl

I think everyone should get to vote which family member should get shot with a bow and arrow

@CArmanthegirl

Just found Elf on the Shelf in the bottom of my lingerie drawer. This explains so many things

@CArmanthegirl

Me: I’m gonna take a nap
Him: ok I’ll go in the next room and make lots of noise