@CArmanthegirl

The amount of things I charge in the evening is why I’ll be the first to go in next apocalypse

@CArmanthegirl

I’m gonna tell the kids my diet dessert bars are full of broccoli so they won’t eat them

@CArmanthegirl

M: I’m gonna go relax

H: ok I’m gonna clean out a closet and come ask you questions until you offer to help

@CArmanthegirl

I just want to tell everyone how I feel about you!

Ma’am I just need you to sign for these packages.