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Saw @justinbieber on a piece of toast. Am I going to hell?

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These racing car drivers are making a lot of pit stops.
You’d think they would have went before the race.

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Is cyanide the most efficient way to kill someone? Asking for a fiend.

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“There is no ‘I’ in team!” Steve Jobs yells at his iTeam.