Ok, I’ll bite, what’s a shower?
before quarantine vs after quarantine
In hell, everyone can see your Google search history.
Identity theft is the most diabolical way someone can compliment you on doing a good job at life.
If you honk at me at a light, I turn off my engine, get out and blow up my car. I think it’s important to demonstrate what true commitment to road rage looks like.
Dating you makes me want to be a better person. So I can date better people.
Literally nothing has had less of an impact towards changing my life than that inspirational quote you posted on social media.
Your psychiatrist’s opinion about your social media habits don’t count if he has less followers than you.
I wish I would have listened to my grandma when she told me one day I’d regret not focusing harder on my hitman career.
If your problem can be solved by:
Then you don’t really have a problem.