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Page of CarrieMayhem's best tweets

@CarrieMayhem : Turn ons include impeccable spelling, proper use of grammar, affinity for board games, love of superheroes, and a huge...

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@CarrieMayhem: I want to lose some weight but I love food & hate exercise. I'm really stuck between a rock & a fat place here.

@CarrieMayhem: People who say "you can run but you can't hide" have never played hide & seek with me.. or seen me run.

@CarrieMayhem: I'm not stalking you. I'm getting to know you behind your back.