Jesus Christ. They stole your tweet. Not your first born son.
I bet if Jesus had turned water into Vodka. The Bible would’ve been a lot more interesting.
One time I accidentally gave my cat acid. Thought he would really freak out but he just looked at me calmly and said meow for 10 hours.
Just found out men don’t need prostate exams till at least 40. I think my doctor has a lot of explaining to do.